Tuesday, September 29th, 2026

A photograph of a grassy clearing in a pine wood at golden hour, low sun slanting through the trunks from the left, blue hills and a few yellow birches beyond. On the left stands a big green canvas ridge tent that is only half up: its far end has collapsed flat into the grass, its pole lying there among loose guy ropes and pegs, and its near end is still standing because a man in a grey suit is holding its wooden pole upright in his fist from inside the doorway. He has a white-painted face, flat pink rings painted around his open eyes, a round glossy pink ball nose, a small pink mouth ending in a curl, short lavender hair, a white frill at his throat and a black lanyard with a blank badge; in his other hand, against his chest, he holds a small brown paper bag with its top rolled over. He is looking up at the top of the pole. Around the clearing four other clowns are busy with other things: a heavyset clown with a purple mop is tripping over a guy rope, arms flung out; a green-faced clown sits upright on a white cooler under an open black umbrella; a clown with silver curls lies back in a striped hammock between two pines; and in the right foreground a clown with a black bowl cut crouches over a small gas stove, stirring a steaming pot. None of them is looking at him.

Vacation plans held up

S&P 500 7,670.84 · −12.85 · −0.17%

At ten o'clock on Tuesday the Conference Board said that American consumers were gloomier than at any time since April 2014. Its index fell 6.7 points, to 81.9, and for the second time in the four years it has been asking, more people described their family's finances as bad than as good. One line in the release went the other way. "Despite the general pullback in planned services spending," it said, "vacation plans held up": 42.6 percent of consumers were planning a holiday in the next six months, half a point more than in August. Forty-five minutes earlier Carnival had reported record deposits for the quarter and record bookings for 2027, and its shares rose 13.41 percent. The S&P 500 went up 6.28 points in the minute the survey came out. It had opened at the day's high, 7,699.60; it crossed Monday's close twenty-five times before eleven o'clock and never again; and it finished at 7,670.84, down 12.85. The worst performer in the index was the company that scores the households: Fair Isaac fell 26.52 percent, after the housing regulator said on Monday night that its FICO score would no longer have the mortgage pricing grid to itself.

The photograph Retail at the Tent Pole

The day's protagonist

Carnival CCL

Move: +13.41% to $25.11, having opened 10.16 percent higher and never traded below $24.00

Carnival is the largest cruise company in the world — Carnival Cruise Line, Princess, Holland America, Cunard, P&O, AIDA, Costa and Seabourn. At 9:15 on Tuesday morning, three quarters of an hour before the survey, it reported its third quarter under the headline "Carnival Corporation outperforms guidance, delivering best ever revenues, net yields and net income": revenue of $8.435 billion, the most it has ever taken in a quarter, net income of $1.9 billion, adjusted earnings of $1.43 a share, and customer deposits — money paid in advance for voyages not yet sailed — up nearly seven percent on the previous year's record, on the same number of berths. For the whole of 2027, it said, "both booked occupancy and pricing are at record levels". It raised its forecast for the year to about $2.24 a share. "We delivered another quarter of top and bottom-line records," said Josh Weinstein, the chief executive, "with accelerating demand." The shares, $22.14 on Monday, opened at $24.39, never traded below $24.00, touched $25.29 and closed at $25.11: up 13.41 percent, $4.07 billion of market value, on 75.5 million shares, about three times the thirty-day average. Royal Caribbean rose 7.45 percent and Norwegian 3.42. The Wednesday and Thursday before, 23 and 24 September, Royal Caribbean and Carnival had touched their lowest prices of the past year.

The deeper account

The Conference Board's survey closed on 23 September and was published at ten o'clock on Tuesday. Its index of consumer confidence fell 6.7 points, to 81.9, against the 89.2 economists had expected — the lowest reading since April 2014. The part that measures how people see the present fell 7.9 points, to 109.3; the part that measures what they expect fell 5.9, to 63.6, for the third month running, well below the 80 that the Board treats as a warning of recession. The share of people who said jobs were plentiful was the lowest since February 2021 and the share who said they were hard to get the highest since January 2021. Written-in references to prices, and to oil and gas prices in particular, "rose to new heights". And the share of consumers who said their family's finances were bad rose past the share who said they were good — the second time that has happened since the question was introduced four years ago. "The Consumer Confidence Index deteriorated notably in September, following two prior months of softening," said Dana Peterson, the Board's chief economist. Further down the release, among plans to buy cars and homes that slipped, was the sentence this page is named for: "Despite the general pullback in planned services spending, vacation plans held up, with 42.6% of consumers planning a vacation in the next six months—up 0.5 ppts over August." The increase, it added, was limited to holidays at home; plans to travel abroad dipped.

The S&P 500's first print of the day, 7,699.60, was its highest. By the end of the first minute it was 7,690.05, and for the next hour and a half it hung around Monday's close of 7,683.69: twenty-six of those minutes closed above it and the rest below, and it crossed the line twenty-five times. At ten, when the survey and the government's count of job openings came out at the same moment — 7.097 million in August, fewer than expected — the index rose 6.28 points in a minute, to 7,682.80. It made its last crossing at 10:58. In the half hour from 10:56 it fell 27.30 points, for no reason this page could find, and it drifted to 7,653.55 at 13:16. At two o'clock John Williams, the president of the New York Fed, told an audience at the University at Buffalo that one more rise in rates "may be appropriate late this year", but that "with the policy action we took at our September meeting, there is no need for urgency." The index rose 9.47 points in that minute, the largest one-minute rise of its day, and by 14:41 it was at 7,682.33 — 1.36 short of Monday's close, the nearest it came after eleven. It closed at 7,670.84, down 12.85. Traders, by Reuters' account, pared what had been heavy bets on a rise at the Fed's October meeting and priced a single rise this year, most likely in December.

Carnival had reported at 9:15, before the market opened: the most revenue it has ever taken in a quarter, deposits for voyages not yet sailed up nearly seven percent on the year before's record, and, for the whole of 2027, "both booked occupancy and pricing are at record levels". The shares opened 10.16 percent higher and never went back below $24.00; they closed up 13.41 percent, $4.07 billion of market value. Royal Caribbean rose 7.45 percent, $4.84 billion; Norwegian 3.42. The Wednesday and Thursday before, 23 and 24 September, Royal Caribbean and Carnival had been at their lowest prices of the past year. Target said it was cutting prices on nearly 2,000 home, apparel and accessory products before the holidays, and fell 1.26 percent; Walmart fell 1.78.

On Monday night Bill Pulte, the director of the Federal Housing Finance Agency, which oversees Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, wrote on X: "We are Simplifying Mortgage Pricing following feedback from lenders and consumers. Instead of two separate pricing grids, which makes zero sense, Fannie and Freddie are hereby moving to ONE PRICING GRID with VantageScore joining the existing FICO Classic pricing grid." The two companies stand behind about seven in ten American mortgages, and for decades the FICO score was the only one they took. Until Monday, by HousingWire's account, a VantageScore was marked down twenty points before it was priced; now both scores go through the same table. Rocket Mortgage said it would make VantageScore its preferred model for every eligible loan. Fair Isaac opened 20.55 percent lower, touched $595.19 and closed at $617.87, down 26.52 percent and $4.82 billion — the worst performer in the S&P 500, and the worst day for the stock in the feed's record, which begins in January 2008. It is 63 percent lower than it was at the start of the year. Equifax, TransUnion and Experian, the three credit bureaus that own VantageScore, all fell too, by between 1.80 and 3.40 percent; this page does not know why.

The Dow fell 131.59 points to 51,349.92 and the Nasdaq Composite 22.84 to 26,797.54; both reconcile exactly with this book's own Monday closes. Four of the eleven sectors rose, led by utilities, up 1.17 percent; energy fell 0.90 as crude slid — the oil fund lost 4.44 percent — on Saudi Arabia's resumed pipeline exports and fresh talks between American and Iranian officials through mediators. The thirty-year Treasury yield rose to 5.62 percent, its highest since 2002, and the ten-year stood about 5.26. The semiconductor fund rose 1.19 percent and the regional banks fell 1.02. Gold rose. The VIX finished at 16.04, three hundredths lower.

It was the twelfth session of 2026 whose opening print was the highest of the day — and the sixth of September's twenty, after the fourth, the eighth, the ninth, the eighteenth and the twenty-third. The first eight months of the year had six between them. The close leaves the index 15.30 points below where it finished August, with one session of the month and the quarter to go; the government's measure of inflation that the Fed prefers is due on Wednesday and September's payrolls on Friday.

Two honest notes. This page does not know what moved the index between 10:56 and 11:26, and it does not know why the owners of the new score fell with the old one. And the closes shown for individual companies and funds are the feed's official closing prints; the index close is the settled 7,670.84.

In the photograph it is a quarter to seven on an evening at the end of September, in a clearing in a pine wood, the sun low and gold between the trunks. The troupe has come away for a few days. The green tent is half up: its far end has already come down into the grass, and the only reason the near end is standing is that the man in the grey suit is inside the doorway, holding the pole upright in one fist, with his paper bag in the other hand. He is looking up at the top of the pole with his eyes open. He is sure it will stay up. Around him everybody else is busy with the evening — one at the stove, one in the hammock, one on the cooler under an umbrella though it is not raining, one falling over a guy rope — and nobody has noticed that he is the one holding up the holiday.

The artifact

Nº 09-29 SITE REGISTRATION DISPLAY ON THE SITE POST 09:30 ARRIVED, THE HIGH 7,699.60 10:00 THE SURVEY +6.28 13:16 LOW 7,653.55 14:00 NO NEED FOR URGENCY +9.47 TRUE SCALE DASHED LINE, MONDAY 7,683.69 09:30 · THE HIGH 10:00 · THE SURVEY 13:16 · 7,653.55 14:00 · WILLIAMS 14:41 · 1.36 SHORT 7,670.84 MINUTES ABOVE MONDAY 26 TIMES IT CROSSED MONDAY 25 LAST MINUTE ABOVE 10:57 NEAREST AFTER, 14:41 −1.36 16:00 DEPARTED 7,670.84 FOR THE DAY −12.85 CHECK-OUT 11:00 VACATION PLANS HELD UP
A campsite’s registration card for one Tuesday: the index arrived at its highest, stayed near Monday’s level until eleven, and never went back above it after check-out.

The ledger — what actually happened

Measure Close Change Marginalia
S&P 500 7,670.84 −12.85 · −0.17% opened 7,699.60, 15.91 above Monday's close, and that first print was the high of the day; low 7,653.55 at 13:16, 30.14 below Monday; a range of 46.05, the close 37.5 percent of the way up it. The lowest close since 18 September
Above Monday 26 min of the 390 minutes of the session, twenty-six closed above Monday's 7,683.69, every one of them between 9:30 and 10:57, and the index crossed that level twenty-five times in the same stretch. After 10:58 it never went back above it: the nearest was 7,682.33 at 14:41, 1.36 short
Confidence 81.9 the Conference Board's index for September, from 88.6, against 89.2 expected: the lowest since April 2014. Expectations 63.6, the third fall running. More households called their finances bad than good, for the second time since the question was first asked four years ago. In the minute the survey came out, at ten, the S&P 500 rose 6.28 points
Vacation plans 42.6% of consumers planning a holiday in the next six months, up 0.5 points on August, "despite the general pullback in planned services spending". The increase was limited to domestic travel; plans to travel abroad dipped
Carnival +13.41% to 25.11 from 22.14, on record quarterly revenue and deposits and record booked occupancy and pricing for 2027; opened 24.39, never below 24.00. $4.07bn of market value; 75.5 million shares, about three times the thirty-day average
Royal Caribbean +7.45% to 260.67, $4.84bn of market value, four sessions after touching its lowest price of the past year. Norwegian +3.42; Viking −0.74
Fair Isaac −26.52% to 617.87 from 840.89, the worst performer in the index, after the FHFA's director said Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac would move to one pricing grid with VantageScore joining FICO. Opened 668.08, low 595.19; $4.82bn of market value; 4.9 million shares, seven and a half times the thirty-day average. The worst day in the feed's record, which begins in January 2008, and the lowest close since January 2023
Equifax −3.40% to 140.83, and TransUnion −2.87 to 64.29, both at their lowest prices of the past year; Experian's American shares −1.80. The three bureaus own VantageScore, the score that joined the grid. This page does not know why they fell
Target −1.26% to 156.43, on the day it said it was cutting prices on nearly 2,000 home, apparel and accessory products ahead of the holidays. Walmart −1.78, Amazon +0.21, Costco +0.18
At two o'clock +9.47 the S&P 500's largest one-minute rise of the day, from 13:59 to 14:00, as John Williams of the New York Fed said in Buffalo that after September's rise "there is no need for urgency"; it went on to 7,682.33 at 14:41 and gave most of it back
Eleven sectors, four green 4 of 11 up utilities +1.17, communication services +0.26, industrials +0.21, discretionary +0.14; then technology −0.02, real estate −0.02, health care −0.31, financials −0.33, staples −0.52, materials −0.75 and energy −0.90. The equal-weight fund fell 0.11 against the index's 0.17
The thirty-year 5.62% its highest since 2002; the ten-year about 5.26 percent. The long-bond fund fell 0.50 percent
Crude −4.44% the WTI fund, as Saudi Arabia resumed exports through its East–West pipeline and American and Iranian officials met mediators
September −15.30 from 7,686.14 at the end of August to 7,670.84, with one session of the month left
Volatility 16.04 from 16.07, down 0.03

Sources

  1. Robinhood market-data feed — SPX 1-minute bars across the full session and the settled close from the post-4:00 PM quote; SPX daily bars for 2026 for the opening-high count, the month and the lowest close since 18 September; the VIX index series; daily bars for 28 and 29 September for the eleven sector funds, RSP, SPY, SOXX, IGV, KRE, XRT, XHB, TLT, USO, GLD and every company on this page; Fair Isaac's daily bars from January 2008 for its worst day; share counts, volumes and 52-week lows from the feed's fundamentals. Every percentage and every dollar figure here is computed from the feed. Pulled 2026-09-29
  2. The Conference Board — "US Consumer Confidence Fell in September" (81.9 from 88.6; the present-situation and expectations indexes; bad over good for the second time in four years; "vacation plans held up" and the 42.6 percent; domestic only; Dana Peterson) — https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/us-consumer-confidence-fell-in-september-302892867.html
  3. Reuters via Investing.com — "US consumer confidence dives to more than 12-year low in September" (the lowest since April 2014, the 89.2 forecast, jobs plentiful and hard to get, the write-ins on prices) — https://www.investing.com/news/economic-indicators/us-consumer-confidence-dives-to-more-than-12year-low-in-september-4923037
  4. Carnival Corporation — "Carnival Corporation outperforms guidance, delivering best ever revenues, net yields and net income" (9:15 ET; revenue, net income, adjusted earnings, deposits, 2027 bookings, the guidance, Josh Weinstein) — https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/carnival-corporation-outperforms-guidance-delivering-best-ever-revenues-net-yields-and-net-income-302892070.html
  5. The Motley Fool — "Why Fair Isaac Corporation Plunged Today" (Bill Pulte's post in full; Rocket Mortgage; TransUnion's VantageScore price) — https://www.fool.com/investing/2026/09/29/why-fair-isaac-corporation-plunged-today/
  6. HousingWire — "FHFA says Fannie, Freddie will use one LLPA grid for FICO and VantageScore" (the twenty-point adjustment removed; one pricing table) — https://www.housingwire.com/articles/fhfa-gses-one-grid/
  7. Barron's — "Fair Isaac Stock Is Today's Worst Performer in the S&P 500. Here's Why." — https://www.itiger.com/hans/news/2537793212
  8. Reuters via AOL — "Fed's Williams sees no urgency for next Fed rate hike" (the University at Buffalo; both quotations; the October bets pared toward a single rise, most likely in December) — https://www.aol.com/articles/feds-williams-sees-no-urgency-180056000.html
  9. Admiral Markets — "Fed Williams Speech on 29 September 2026" (the time of the speech, 2:00 PM EDT) — https://admiralmarkets.com/analytics/traders-blog/fed-williams-speech-september-29-2026
  10. Yahoo Finance live blog — "Stock market today: Dow, S&P 500, Nasdaq wobble as 30-year Treasury yield climbs to 24-year high" (the thirty-year at 5.62 percent, its highest since 2002; the ten-year; job openings; the Saudi pipeline and the mediators) — https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/live/stock-market-today-tuesday-september-29-dow-sp-500-nasdaq-080526442.html
  11. vistapglobal — "Daily Stock Market Summary (Tuesday, September 29, 2026)" (the closes of the Dow and the Composite; Target's price cuts) — https://vistapglobal.com/daily-stock-market-summary-tuesday-september-29-2026-stocks-finish-lower-as-yields-stay-elevated-amzn-ccl-eprx-f-fico-iova-meta-modd-ser-shop-tgt-wmt/
  12. This site's own 2026-08-31 and 2026-09-28 pages — the close at the end of August, and Monday's closes for the index, the Dow and the Composite

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